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Tumblarity?
As someone who develops algorithms on a regular basis in my daily work, I have to admit that the algorithm that determines “tumblarity” has to have some flaws in it.  I hadn’t posted a single thing to this “blog” in a least a few months, but my “tumblarity” went from zero to 3 (is that good?). Also, why does everything need to turn into a competition? I...
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WatchWatch
Kirk Lazarus, ‘nuff said.
Jan 16th
I can't seem to get enough →
Seriously.
Jan 15th
Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. →
I seriously laughed at this until i was crying.  Seriously.
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Last minute christmas gift? →
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WatchWatch
Bad ass! via skyvillain
Dec 11th
Grundle prison break →
This headline writer must have holding onto this one for the perfect application.
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Obama's Gmail account hacked! →
The email from Dick Cheney is of special note.
Sep 19th
The Dickipedia article on Sarah Palin →
(via joestump)
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I was posed a question the other night.  If i was in a situation where i was faced with a bunch of zombies, and could pick a) my weapon to kill zombies with b) the soundtrack by which to kill zombies c) the person whom would help me kill zombies What would be my selections?  I think i knew the first two instantly. My weapon would be an automatic weapon with a chainsaw on the end of it. ...
Jun 27th
Jesus needs a new marketing guy
So while in Dolores Park on Saturday, there was some Christian band playing Christian-y music (badly) in an effort to apparently lure hipsters and gay boys.  First of all, WTF, Dolores park?  You ain’t gonna meet your sign up quota there. There is no way a hipster is gonna sign up unless they can show a pic of Jesus wearing tight cutoff jeans, a headband, on a fixie, while simultaneously...
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