June 2008
11 posts
I was posed a question the other night.  If i was in a situation where i was faced with a bunch of zombies, and could pick a) my weapon to kill zombies with b) the soundtrack by which to kill zombies c) the person whom would help me kill zombies What would be my selections?  I think i knew the first two instantly. My weapon would be an automatic weapon with a chainsaw on the end of it. ...
Jun 27th
Jesus needs a new marketing guy
So while in Dolores Park on Saturday, there was some Christian band playing Christian-y music (badly) in an effort to apparently lure hipsters and gay boys.  First of all, WTF, Dolores park?  You ain’t gonna meet your sign up quota there. There is no way a hipster is gonna sign up unless they can show a pic of Jesus wearing tight cutoff jeans, a headband, on a fixie, while simultaneously...
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Jun 14th
26 days until i have to put on my foil hat →
Jun 11th
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ →
I don’t own a car anymore, but if i did, i would keep a stack of these infraction notices in my glove box.
Jun 10th
Jun 7th
Getting serious
So i got 2 hours of sleep last night before getting up for a 7 AM flight.  I spent the entire flight and most of the rest of the day just thinking about all kinds of stuff.  Lots of self reflection, thoughts on my interactions with others, how i make other people feel, and how they make me feel about myself.  Trying to reason my way out of feelings I have that I don’t quite know how to, or...
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